Probably gonna delete my tumblr by the end of the week.  

osmosisenigma:


but drinking cough syrup
when you didn’t have a cough
is ironic.
because in reality you’re
sicker than you thought.


Travis

osmosisenigma:

but drinking cough syrup

when you didn’t have a cough

is ironic.

because in reality you’re

sicker than you thought.

Travis

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Anonymous asked: Good job on having 3000 cal! :) Fruit is life

Haha that was quite a while ago, but thank you :)

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f-l-u-t-u-r-i:

you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers:

amagicfarbeyond:

everdeens:

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

ME TOO

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
image

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theaubisticagenda:

run-bike-ride:

theaubisticagenda:

run-bike-ride:

How do you get your brain to stop creating these horribly sexy scenarios in your head during every waking moment?

Why?

Because it’s torturous to think about it when you know it’s not even possible


Fair enough. I was being facetious anyway.

Well there are some crazies out there who don’t mind being consumed with these things.  Didn’t know if you were one of those crazies or not :p

Fucking endorphins

theaubisticagenda:

run-bike-ride:

How do you get your brain to stop creating these horribly sexy scenarios in your head during every waking moment?

Why?

Because it’s torturous to think about it when you know it’s not even possible

How do you get your brain to stop creating these horribly sexy scenarios in your head during every waking moment?

"Only thin, weak thinkers despise fairy stories. Each one has a true, strange fact hidden in it, you know, which you can find if you look."

Fire and Hemlock, by Diana Wynne Jones (via hemlockfire)

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"You never know how sick you are until you try to recover."

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hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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Guess who flirted it up with a french jump jock

yeah that’d be me

whoop whoop

but then an hour later I realized how sunburnt my face was and now I feel like a doofus